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The Funniest Two-Line Jokes Ever
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# 28.09.2020 - 06:53:00
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All of us start our lives as little kids, sometime later we grow up, then grow old and turn to be childish again. So, too, with your sense of humor: while you might be to cool for a knock-knock or two-line pun in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you're nearing that 30 line (or sooner if you have kids!). This kind of humor turns to be the funniest jokes again, and so much so that you feel you must share them with the world (or your kids at least).
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# 28.09.2020 - 06:53:38
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And if you feel kind of ashamed by liking these simpleton but hilarious jokes, there's no need to feel this way. As it turns out, a study was conducted in search of the best joke ever, and, by millions of votes, THIS is it:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 911. 'My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, no what?"
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# 28.09.2020 - 06:54:01
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I actually laugh every time I hear this joke. That, no doubt, tells you something about me. It doesn't take a lot to make me laugh.

People laugh at different jokes. And there seem to be social, cultural, national, age and gender differences in what we find funny. According to humor researcher Richard Wiseman, as reported in Scott Weems' fascinating new book Ha! The Science of When we Laugh and Why, Americans like jokes that include insults or vague threats, like this one:
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# 28.09.2020 - 06:54:22
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Some jokes, it would appear, are funnier than other jokes. And some jokes are found very funny by more people than others. So this invites a question: what is the funniest joke in the world?

This is exactly the question that Wiseman set himself. He set up a website, Laugh Lab, asking people to submit jokes and rate them. Thanks to a good deal of publicity, he collected on the order of 40,000 jokes which were rated by 1.5 million people. He got lots of information. He learned, for example, that the best jokes tend to be short. And yes, he claims to have discovered the funniest joke in the world.
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I'm a philosopher. So for me the interesting question is Could there be a funniest joke in the world? Is that even possible?

It's pretty clear that whatever Wiseman came up with, it isn't gonna be the funniest joke in the world. His website was in English; so jokes in other tongues were excluded. Or consider this: maybe the funniest joke in the world isn't something that you can write down. Maybe it needs to be told. And even more to the point: maybe jokes are necessarily specific to situations, cultures, anxieties. This is where Weems' book is instructive.
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# 28.09.2020 - 06:55:17
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Weems makes the argument that jokes have deep sources in our human needs and psychologies. Human life is complex, not simple, although we have simple needs (food, sex, safety, sleep, friendship, etc.). Humor is a response to inevitable conflict. The humor isn't in the joke; it is in the attitudes of those telling and hearing the joke. The same joke will be funny sometimes to some people and entirely fail to rouse a response to different people at different times.

I know what you're thinking though. Cut the twaddle. What is the funniest joke in the world, at least according to Wiseman?
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# 01.10.2020 - 17:05:37
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The Funniest Jokes in the World brings together hundreds of jokes and epigrams— collected over several decades from all around the world— that are guaranteed to tickle the funny bone and brighten up the dullest of days.
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